customer no 4- the no manners nonsense type of

this type of customer happens to be existing in every corner of the world......
either you hate them or ignore them......

they pick up the phone and start abusing people who call them for credit cards without no apparent reasons.. whatsoever.......
when a executive goes to their places on appointed time, they exclaim surprise as if they were not expecting them at all and talk with them like they are beggers coming for some money ultimately asking them to leave their place. the poor executive.,. if he has came long way from his office to customer's place then god save his effort and petrol from increasing inflation..........

these type of customers just want to show their importance part and show off before their neighbours that they are so busy that they cant even stop to talk for ever 5 mins.... but actually he may be just sitting there at his place doing nothing but playing video games or watching tv or doing any bloody thing....... sometimes they even abuse the executive.. simply no words for these idiots....

customer madness -part 2

here i come again guys with type 2 people you come across in daily life.....

customers-" oh my god... so many probs"
these customers are the types you would find today mostly in youngistan group in
society around you.... they simply give you time to meet them at specific hour... you go to their place only to find that they themselves have gone to jupiter leaving their hard lock smiling at our faces .... when you call them to remind them that its due time for the meeting , they simply act as if they have the burden of the whole world on them and were just going to give a lecture on how the world's problem would be solved....... they tell you to come later that day or come again the next day and it becomes the same issue everytime and you ultimately realise that its time they are left with their jupiter mission alone.......
if at all if you happen to meet them... you yourself feel pity on them and wonder why at all god even took the pain to create them.

right from their hair to toe you will notice that they are such a weary type that you would donate whatever you have with you to make them feel good. they have their family on them who decides what he will wear that day to what he will talk or whom he should meet to when he should sleep.... specially if he is married and he has a ' mrs know it all, smarter then thou, type of wife.
you keep on wondering if you are to talk with his wife as a customer or with the gentleman himself...
as soon as you make yourself comfortable at his home with the guy, you notice that his goody wife also makes a seat for herself there and analyses you from your looks to your clothes to your speaking manner also... like she is searching a groom for her daughter..... and starts asking you endless questions about your family to your education rather then on the main business purpose... god forbid if they have a daughter then they or she will look upon you with such a suspecting look as if you are gonna kidnap their daughter for a ransom....

then when you have explained the whole credit card business purpose to them .... the hubby looks towards the wife and based on the ' intution ' of her wife, he would decide whether to go for the card or not.... the wife will ask questions on his behalf trying to sound like the visa card authorities asking you why you intend to go to australia....
if the wife has good opinion towards you then everything falls in place if not ..... then she will take the pain of saying we dont want it as of now.. you may come later type of. thank god personally i came out of this phrase soon enough and living a better life now.....

another thing you would come across is these type of customer is that the customer is so much disturbed sometimes by hen pecking by his wife that he might anytime soon fall of his building given a chance.... it is like united states constantly hen pecking iraq to show up nukes even if it doesnt have any.....
then comes the document part... if he has them ready then well and good but if he has not then heaven forbid..... he would start crying again on why his documents are not in his hands and various bahanaas ... so you have to pay him a second visit again to ensure that he gets his documents ready.... he would give documents as if he is giving his house for security reasons to us. he would then do ' naatak' of reading the offer documents carefully even if he doesnt know what does it mean or how it words mean to him..... you then ask him if he has any doubts and he would just put a stupid question to you which you have already said before... its like someone asking you of who is the main female character after you have narrated the whole film story to him.... or puri ramayana ke baad puchte hai, sitaji kon the.....
other times he would pretend that he has a C.A and his documents are with that guy... and then all of a sudden he would take the documents from his file and give it to you saying he just got it today from his finanancial guy....

this types of people are like " jitna kahe kam hai " types. welll wellll...... the third type of people will simply rock you for sure.. stay tuned in...
kulls